Numbing Gel ToothPaste

The next time you stay at a friend’s place take some Orajel numbing gel with you. I’m talking about the topical anesthetic used for sore gums. It is usually 20% Benzocaine and comes in many varieties and flavors. These numbing gel are used by dentist before a gums/teeth operations. I prefer the clear gel in the tube made by “Orajel”. The taste is masked by the toothpaste quite nicely.

When you’re at the marks house use the bathroom and while you’re in there “washing up” mix up a small squirt of paste with a large squirt of gel. Make sure it looks similar to the actual toothpaste. Now you’ve got to get it back in the end of the tube. Using your mouth blow up the tube (they’ll never know your mouth was on it) and force the mixture into the tube. A toothpick is helpful for releasing the air after you’ve got the mixture in, so the tube looks somewhat the same as before tampering. This might take some practice to perfect this operation. Time is valuable, the longer you’re gone the more your buddies will suspect something. Done? Go join your buddies for a beer.
Next time they go to brush their teeth their whole mouth will go numb and they’ll have no clue.
It’s funnier if the next morning to see them try to talk with a numb mouth. It lasts about 1/2 hour to an hour of fun.